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So, this upcoming weekend — not the one coming up, but the one after that — I finally get to live out my lifelong dream: leaving this godforsaken province of Manitoba! For real. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. I’m heading out to see the legendary place where the show Trailer Park Boys was based.

Now, if you’re wondering where I’m going (great question, by the way): I’m off to Saskatchewan! It’s for this church “re-cooperation” trip thing — like a spiritual getaway. It’s a gathering of churches from in and around the Saskatchewan area. But honestly, to me, it feels way more like a much-needed vacation.

This trip means so much more than just a weekend away. It’s been my actual dream to get out of Manitoba — not even joking. On top of that, we’ll be hitting some cool spots along the way: gas stations that feel like movie sets, restaurants that might as well be five-star just because they’re not in Manitoba. And yes, I’m not just hyped for the food (even though I definitely am); I’m hyped for the whole experience.

This will be my first time ever leaving the province — let alone the country. I’m going to a college, sleeping in dorms, and chilling with my buddy. Honestly, just that alone has me feeling like I’m going on a cross-continental adventure. I can’t wait.

the history of basketball spans to 1891 and has been a thing for a century which is amazing sometimes i bet that the creator of basketball thought that the sport wouldn’t have had a hit with popularity. back in the late 60’s there where only eleven teams Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, Philadelphia Warriors, Providence Steam rollers, Toronto Huskies, Washington Capitals, Chicago Stags, Cleveland Rebels, Detroit Falcons, Pittsburgh Ironmen, Louis Bomber, these teams were the originals and surprisingly some have the same name as before like Cleveland but some have changes city’s like Phillis it changed to the golden state which happens quiet often in the major leagues like last year the Arizona cayotes are the Utah Hockey club. basketball can always be fun for the community the only reason why there are people who ruin the sport are people who play really competitive basketball towards people who cant play that so that is a reason why i think the games sometimes cant be fun.

christmas is always something to look up to cause you get to hangout with or you get to open up presents with family cause christmas is always good with family like how halloween is a friend holiday and how valentines is a lovers holiday but there are many reasons on y people might hate Christmas due to the trafic being signefigenlty up and the prices on presents being up by 15% but that’s just the low of why people don’t like christmas i think people don’t like the holidays is cause they had some tragic happen or are just all funned out and don’t expect alot for christmas but there’s always some one whos got to be the grinch cause they always gotta hate on something just so little. i like christmas nothing can even change my mind cause i just would absolutely love to sit by a fire with some warm eggnog and some ginger snaps and christmas morning is what gets me so joyus cause of the presents and the expectation of what you might get but not get it and get something totally different.

the people that do Youtube can be really nice do good things but there’s a lot of youtubers that just do things for a publicity stunt and to show how “good” they are.

LOGAN PAUL/KSI

logan Paul and KSI are the epitome of bottom feeders of this world they are the barnacles on a whale the suction fish to sharks they are the low life’s of you tube, these to baboons are the worst youtubers not only for they crooked history with sponsor’s but for videos that had got them put out for being Infamous, these two youtubers who have been on the platform for years and when these two started beefing in July 2021 things started to actually go down from there, to having continues beef but also having there younger brothers fight these two eventually began to have some sort of relationship like a bond for what some companies couldn’t make a good hydration drink and then came PRIME, to having a feud for a year to being business partners in what i can say a marketing stunt , these two guys are just weird and shady cause promoting prime to a younger audience isn’t what you would want to do if you where logan and KSI cause these ingredients in this drink are the most unhealthy things a kid could drink due to its high in take of vitamin’s and non iron, calcium, or vitamin D which important for every child to have even just a little bit to have is good, and the rip off of a snack brand he made with his business partner but adding another influencer to the mix Mr. Beast into the firey swamp that is the drama between them but the lunchly product also has prime in it and they are still advertising it to children which is crazy

Mr. Beast

Mr. Beast is a perfect example of an angle from heaven cause the kind of things he’s done for the world is amazing cause this man has been doing stuff like philanthropy since he was 19 he’s always had something for the homeless i guess he’s wanted to do something for them and to just get him off the streets, like one time he delivered a pizza and gave the guy that delivered it to him a ho9use but also fixing 100 wells in Africa and doing the same delivery guy thing but he gave ten guys ten cars all thanks to his sponsors he’s had his company’s games he’s made but his videos who have been making millions and millions of views in matter of weeks even days Mr. Beast is probably worth billions maybe less but he’s still worth a lot he could afford a lot but he chooses to humble himself and take a giant house cause he knows if he toke a big ass house he wouldn’t fit the things he needs, don’t get me wrong he’s rich sometimes he could want a luxury life but there’s other day where you just want a McDonald’s meal to just satisfy your needs and not have all of those rich shit go down your throat, from being the most subscribed youtuber out here to being loved by all for being down to earth and just overall friendly guy

pokimane

pokimane has been on the platform for some years now and has been focusing on doing twitch going to different events and trying to be a better person but recently she has made a company called myna snacks which are ripoffs of miss midnight cookies and when people came up to it and confronted her about it they weren’t really happy and then a moment happened where she called her fans who gave her money and gave her life basically but yet treats them like there weirdos and overall bad people and then she called them brokies and everything went down hill after that a lot of people started to unfollow here and refunded orders from her company which later became bankrupt, later ago pokimane did something so unforgettable that scared her career for ever, 7 fateful years ago pokimane had been tired of people trolling her in her chat nearly forgetting that these aren’t her friend’s that she can say anything to she had said the thing that truly ended her career saying a racial slur.

ishowspeed

ishow speed is one of the most humble person out there and being only 19 and going almost everywhere in the world speed has earned his right to fame in 2017 but over the years speed has redeemed himself over and over again after the year in 2017 speed was only 12 and starting his career he did some unfortunate mistakes like mistreating women on the online chat omegle but shortly after he realised his mistakes and apologized for the way he he treated those women , when speed was just starting his career last year by far earning the most collabs ever in streaming history and earning collabs with sports company’s and other sports players but also earning his top in the 5 creators in the world following underneath kai cenat and mrbeast i bet you could probably find ishowspeeds most wholesome moment if you typed it up and it would explain all the good he has done for the community

NOW YOU MAY NOTICE I DIDNT DO ALL BAD YOUTUBERS CAUSE NOT ALL ARE THE WORST OF THE WORST ONLY THOSE WHO GET THEIR FAME TO THERE HEAD.

HH are so fun cause you can get scared and you ca get candy which i love, but i really love the maze in corn cause there i so much to do like going in the maze and going into the HH but the really spooky one is heebie jeebies and 6 pines but aparently im too young to go.do you like scary movies i do i like the quiet place and insidious also halloween is a good movie but i think texas chainsaw is a good franchise and did you know that texas chainsaw is the first horror movie to start up the franchise. i dont know about you but there is also a games and its awesome check it out

https://www.google.com/search?q=texas+chainsaw+games&rlz=1C1GCEA_enCA1127CA1127&oq=texas+chainsaw+games&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDc3OTBqMGo5qAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on

when i was turning 27 i fell ill and allot of people 2 weeks prior have also fallen ill and when it was time for my birthday i got up and started to walk down the road to the closest convenience store and when i walked in, i got out and was already heading home and as i noticed i didn’t even see the inside of the store i noticed The bag was to heavy for one of those cavendish cakes and when i walked home i noticed my mouth was chewing for itself and as i wiped my face there was a red liquid not like blood of a human but of and animal, as i wiped my face there was a big fur ball and i looked in my bag and noticed a dead cat and a lot of raw beef with the cake included but i was disgusted of myself cause i have never seen anything like this cause im vegan, when i got home i immediately threw up and i was scared so much i blacked out again, when i woke up i saw that i was standing and there were these injured people like things almost human but not completely and as i knew it i was blacked out again, for the third time i was back and i noticed another injured person he was calling to me but when i tried to go save him my body wouldn’t move and my body was all skinny and ravished and i couldn’t control my body and that thing that was controlling me ran at the survivor and killed him at that moment i noticed i was a zombie and as this time i’m writing this letter i’m..hurting…..and..my body…..shit…….im..changing.

Halloween has just ended and it sucked i didnt really like this years halloween but hopefully next has something better sturing up tbh it wasn’t bad but not enough effort was put into it, i mean at least there wasn’t any snow this am i right, the reason i said i liked Halloween was cause of the scary and fright that was brought up into it, also i havent talked about christmas that much lately well cause that halloween has been here, but also Christmas has pretty much just started for some other people cause people want to get there advent calendar, when me and my mom went to go get halloween decorations we just decided to get calendars too but i’m also really excited cause i get to get anything i want for christmas like headphones or new pair of pants or even a ps5

i like Christmas because of the winter air and the brisk fog that dwindles but doesnt leave, one reason i like Christmas is cause of the family specials and the party that we do every year which is so much fun and i just cant wait to do present cause i usually don’t get people anything for christmas cause i never had any money or anything like that, i also didnt have a job for a while in tell now i finally have a job at the friendship centre im really excited cause i also get my very first check today and im gonna buy cologne for my first pay, or i might as well just save it and buy little things as little gifts for my self and if my family didnt get me the ps5 than im gonna save to get one which will take 6 months and depends on how well i do and the deduction that were taken off.

the reason i’m so excited is that i get to go sledding and i get to go skidoo Ing with friends and adventure in the snowy goodness of what we call riverton and last christmas i was so happy and excited that i was finally in high school and just having a fun year with family cause we got to do stuff in the city which i also love, for me some reason the city is just so wonderful in winter like it may smell a little raunch but it still just gives me wonder on how shitty a place can be it still looks so beautiful, i remember one year me and my brother where in the back of the car ( by the way this is before we hit our growth spurt), and we saw something that looked weird and i mean more than winnipeg weird, we saw this huge ass square block of snow and we were laughing and just at aww cause seeing a big square isnt normal for us and we were chanting kevin, kevin, kevin, kevin, KEVIN. by the kevin is a purple cube from fortnite.

and i’m pretty sure were going to my grandmas for christmas this year which is good but i will miss the gifts and stuff we get from eve, and most important i hope people are just filled with evr love with christmas spirit in there hearts

here’s a link to see where santa goes next

https://santatracker.google.com/intl/en

THIS CAR IS ONE OF THE FASTEST MUSTANG YET TO DATE BUT IT GOES WAY FASTER THAN A CROP DUSTER AND I SAW THOSE THING THEY GO FAST . BUT THE CAR ALSO HAS A V8 SLYINDER ENGINE WHICH IS THE FASTEST MUSTANG EVER CREATED BUT WAIT TIL A FEW MORE YEARS UNYIL SOME IDIOT USES A V16 ENGINE NOW THAT WOULD BE REALLY FAST BUT WHO KNOW WELL HAVE TO SEE IN THE FUTURE , AND I REALLY WANT TO HAVE A MUSTANG NOT ONLY FOR CAR SHOWS BUT JUST FOR THE ESTHETIC CAUSE THOSE TYPE OF CARS ARE AWESOME I CAN GET ONE ADJUSTED FOR MY HEIGHT ( SINCE I AM 6’3) WHICH IS PRETTY AVERAGE FOR AN COUNTRY CANADIAN I MEAN HAVE U SEEN SOME TALL PEOPLE IN THE NFL THOSE BIG GUYS SOME ARE EVEN CANADIAN AND MOST OF THEM ARE IN THERE 20 WHICH I THINK IS REALLY COOL CAUSE IM ALSO TALL, BUT NOT ONLY IS THE MUSTANG VERY FAST BUT IT ALSO IS BARELY STREET LEGAL AND ITS JUST SO BEAUTFIL .https://www.ford.ca/performance/mustang-gtd/?gnav=header-future-vhp

i really love Halloween cause you to overload on and candy and it is amazing, but the real thing i like about Halloween is the jump scares and the amazing thrill about it one time i went to the maze and corn and it was the walking dead and it was so scary to me cause we had to sit on a couch and when we would sit the couch would fold and we would all be stuck, but eventually there would be an actor who comes and gives us tour in there fridge witch was really spacious cause it would be a fridge on the outside and then on the inside it was a tight squeeze but the thing that scared me the most was the people that were on the bus cause they would jump out of windows and scare us , and at the end of the bus there was this actor who saw how scared i was and he didn’t want to scare me and i was really thankful for that actor. but the part i really enjoy about Halloween is the candy and getting scared with friends. what was your freaky experience on Halloween

Borderlands 2 is a good game cause the game has funny characters and has an awesome plot to the game, borderlands 2 is not the only game in it franchise over the decade the people have wanted more interesting games so what did they make they made a second, third, fourth and fifth game cause why not who else doesn’t want to have a raunchy and blood sporty game play, now let me tell you about the plot of the first game there is a traveler they are called vault hunters but ill say traveler, so this traveler sneaks on to this island in the sky called sanctuary ill get into how its floating just bare with me, she was finally caught by the people of sanctuary and was forced to tell the story of the travelers it all started with jack and that is all you need to know cause the plot is way to long and to many characters. and how is the island floating exactly well they need to float in order to escape from HANDSOME JACK the big bad of BL2 not so much in the first but yeah, and that is also why i love border lands its just been a cult classic and has sadly been in my childhood for years and if it wasn’t for my brother i wouldn’t be where i would be so thank  you Caleb and thanks to those who believe and gave me tough love.